5 Strange Facts About Me

1. I don't own a cell phone. I use Skype instead. When people ask for my cell phone number and I tell them I don't have one I get the strangest look. Then I explain that I got tired of paying out the ass so TMobile could introduce ringback holla ringtone death vibe. Fuck them.

2. I don't own a car. I ride an electric bike and the bus instead. Again same weird looks. But a car costs a fortune when you factor in all the monthly costs like insurance, gas, etc.

3. I own a crappy house in Warren Ohio that still doesn't have a full bathroom. I bought it for 5k on a HUD foreclosure and was hoping to fix it up. Turns out I suck at fixing up houses. Lesson learned.

4. I want to live in a trailer. Sure I've got a cool apartment now but when my lease is up I'm going to get a cool used trailer and fix it up. Hopefully I'm better at that than the whole house thing.

5. My dad was a woman. Well at least on my birth certificate. I guess my mom didn't want my dad to be able to get custody so she put down her neighbor as the father. I've meet her and she's a very nice lady.